Cocomelon children taken away by CPS because of negligent parenting

February 27th, 2023, 10am, the Cocomelon family were visited by Agent Ryerson of the Child Protective Services. After several complaints from eye witness neighbors, the children were removed from the parents. Police reports claim these were the reasons that the children were removed from the unhealthy environment.

• Parents refused to speak to their children unless it was the bridge of a song

• JJ, the toddler, showed signs of PTSD which included obsessive compulsive giggling

• The family would let bears and tigers roam around the house

• When the parents were away the bears and tigers were in charge of the kids

• Parents refused to give their names to authorities stating they only wanted to be called Mom or Dad

• Parents would let children fly real aircraft

• One of the children is named YoYo

• JJ's lack of teeth suggests "accidents" keep knocking them out

• JJ cannot speak full sentences unless they are a verse of a song

• Parents took the kids to a place owned by vampires and witches

• Products of children's likeness sold at Toys R Us suggest children were being exploited for money

The list continues for two pages, but CPS was very clear that the parents had a lot of rehabilitation before they could be reunited with their children again. The three kids JJ, Yoyo, and Tomtom will be living with uncle PewDiePie until matters are settled.